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I'm a GEEK. I do not facebook now since worked has blocked it. I type typos very fast. I babble. I am not shy, and if it seems so then it's because I'm thinking of something so funny to say that it would offend most people if I said it. I think. Fast. My cube solve time is about 15 seconds. With room to improve. I do not have enemies. No problems striking a conversation with strangers. I've bench pressed over 400 pounds. With a favorable exchange rate. I enjoy high-end car audio, red wine, traveling. I'm goofy. I can spin things on my finger. Both hands. Simultaneously. Even in opposite directions. But only cross-gender. I like snowboarding, mountain biking, hiking/walking/jogging, power lifting, NFL. I literally tried to make this sound monotone and boring and I'm smiling now because I think I've succeeded. If and when you figure me out, you may find humor in this :D

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