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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Albert (bertikcertik) |
| Race Number | 277 |
| Date | Mon, 16 Mar 2026 13:43:19 |
| Speed |
95 WPM
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| Accuracy | 98.3% |
| Rank | 5th place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | ksil_mac (4th place) penguin007 (2nd place) st4ff (3rd place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
(see stats)
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