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Pit Stop
Racer Hemi (hemipristis)
Race Number 190
Date Mon, 6 Oct 2025 8:46:13
Speed 83 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.4%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents cravy_gravy (2nd place) einstein (4th place) scottyjoppy (3rd place)

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I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
— (game) by Valve (see stats)

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