Race Result Details |
Racer | jay (jaythesupra) |
Race Number | 634 |
Date | Fri, 4 Jul 2025 7:23:10 |
Speed |
51 WPM
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Accuracy | 95.5% |
Rank | 3rd place (out of 5) |
Opponents | annabanana3300 (1st place) mr_schneebly (4th place) |
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book)
by Carolyn Wyman
(see stats)
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