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Pit Stop
Racer ChlamydiaHaver (sarcasmx)
Race Number 508
Date Sat, 11 Oct 2025 15:34:40
Speed 150 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 99.5%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents phencyclidine (1st place) reed_sheppard (4th place) skanide (3rd place)

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If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.
— (book) by Roger Ebert (see stats)

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